If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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