I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just took my morning after pill in the library
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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