How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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