There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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