Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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