He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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