Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?