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• (516): View more from New York

  gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long

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  Thats what she said

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  she looked like the bat from fern gully.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  im so drunk with asians

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  where?

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  always

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Stalker pic that shit

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  He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.

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