im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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