How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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