there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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