I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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