so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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