well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
