you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick