You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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