do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....