so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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Is it penis luge time yet?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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