It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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