I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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