Duck Duck Cougar?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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