Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i dont even know how to be here
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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