real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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