Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Your cock deserves a montage
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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