So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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