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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

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(904): View more from Florida

She just used a chaser for red wine.

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(917): View more from New York City

I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.

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(757): View more from Virginia

you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n

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Cookies and nudity, all you need in life

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