Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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