brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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