I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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