do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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