I wish I could punch you in the face.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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