Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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