Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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