he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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