i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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