Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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