Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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