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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.

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Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.

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(614): Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls. (1-614): Which beats the fuck out of good intentions. http://tfl.nu/vjhv

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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.

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(847): Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out. http://tfl.nu/8l4x

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.

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(508): I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car. http://tfl.nu/9e5w

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(512): View more from Texas

I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...

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(512): I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night... http://tfl.nu/5pml

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(727): View more from Florida

These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.

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(727): These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular. http://tfl.nu/78s0

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(716): View more from New York

If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.

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(716): If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex. http://tfl.nu/vi35

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(847): View more from Illinois

i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment

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(847): i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment http://tfl.nu/9by6

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(770): View more from Georgia

I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.

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(770): I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening. http://tfl.nu/87ko

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over

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(978): I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over http://tfl.nu/83z5

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(415): View more from California

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT

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I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.

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I effort

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(415): I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT (707): I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT. (415): I effort http://tfl.nu/ft8e

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.

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(307): I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck. http://tfl.nu/p4ld

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(214): View more from Texas

Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag

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(214): Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag http://tfl.nu/i32x

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(513): View more from Ohio

The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.

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(513): The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex. http://tfl.nu/e8ga

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(708): View more from Illinois

Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.

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(708): Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important. http://tfl.nu/v8rd

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(248): View more from Michigan

But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"

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(248): But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?" http://tfl.nu/5x16

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