i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..