He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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