Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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