I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
this is an emotional support booty call
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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