i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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