Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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