Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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