In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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