found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
