that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The best revenge is premature balding
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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