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• (213): View more from California

  What happened to our ballroom dancing plans

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• (631): View more from New York

  My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.

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• (516): View more from New York

  My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.

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  27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.

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  So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?

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• (559): View more from California

  Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  they sound like some classy girls.

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  Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.

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