the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water