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• (727): View more from Florida

  What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?

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  Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.

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• (310): View more from California

  I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.

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• (323): View more from California

  but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating

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