is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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