my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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