Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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