Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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