We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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