That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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