I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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