just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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