he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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