i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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