But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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