You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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