Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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