Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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