Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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